Plurk New Feature “Are you sure you want to mark all as read?” Uh is that a trick question?

I made up a list in plurk of the possible reasons why plurk may have included the notorious feature of “Are you sure you want to mark all as read?”

5. Severe disease such as Parkinsonism – your fingers keep trembling

4. Annoying office mates keep touching your mouse *stay the F away from my mouse!*

3. Anti-social therapy to force you to actually read your friends’ plurks

2. Anti Drunk plurking – to prevent alcohol black out so that they’ll read what they’ve plurked while seemingly saturated with Tanduay

1. Idiot

and I had to add another one

0. cure for premature ejaculation “Are you sure you want to orgasm?”