Uncouth Noynoy Strikes Again!

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Barely days before his Inauguration, Noynoy makes another blunder. This time by virtually bitch slapping Former President Fidel V. Ramos (FVR)! FVR has been an ally to Cory Aquino since the EDSA 1 days and pretty much won due to excessive endorsement by Cory.

FVR’s Statement

Former President Fidel Ramos on Thursday advised President-elect Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III not to dwell so much on his victory in the May polls, and to start working towards a “harmonious” government.

“We should not over-celebrate. There is much work to be done,” Ramos said at a press conference at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport in Pasay City.

Aquino should start “healing the wounds” caused by the recent elections, the former president added.

“The first burden of the government is to heal the wounds and get everybody together, including the opponents and the non-believers,” he said.

Ramos, who is set to attend an international meeting of educators in Japan, said Aquino should go beyond political colors and allegiances to attain a “peaceful, harmonious and joyful” six years in Malacanang.

“Isama mo lahat. Kupkupin mo lahat pati ‘yung lumaban sa iyo. (Include everyone. Take them all in, including those you opposed you.) Prove to them that you’re on the right track,” he told the incoming president.

“Nobody should be left out of the benefit of development, even if they are your oppositors,” he added.

He also said Aquino can create bodies to tackle political reconciliation during his first days in office — similar to what he did when he succeeded Aquino’s mother, former President Corazon Aquino, in 1992. Mrs. Aquino supported Ramos’ presidential bid.

Ramos, who served as Mrs. Aquino’s Armed Forces chief-of-staff and defense secretary, advised the young Aquino to pay particular attention to separatist groups in Mindanao, as well as the New People’s Army.

President-elect Aquino is set to replace outgoing President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo as the country’s chief executive on June 30. — RJAB Jr./LBG,GMANews.TV

And here was Noynoy’s reply (with much sarcasm on his face) goes something like this

thank you for your unsolicited advice but you are not part of my team

Ang taray ni ateh! That’s another military man (ret) dissed.

Noynoy should remember that his mother always gave UNSOLICITED ADVICE to former presidents FVR, Erap and GMA.

He also said the he was not sure if he would want to open the car door of PGMA (referring to a tradition of riding with the former president on his inauguration day)

See the whole video here

A Love Letter to Shalani | Soon to be FG as in FIRST GIRLFRIEND h

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MANILA, Philippines – Dear Shalani,

Who would’ve thought noong una mong dinate si Noynoy, na sa 2010, magiging presidente ng Pilipinas ang mamang yan?

Not me, not Tita Cory — at aminin mo, not you. Para kang nakapulot ng piso sa bangketa at pag-uwi mo sa boarding house ay na-realize mong gold pala ang hawak mo. How lucky.

Siguro kaya kita gusto. Hindi ka parang iba diyan. May mga naghahanap lang ng presidentiable para pakasalan. Ayan, hindi nanalo. May mga papalit-palit lang ng partner. Ay, kamusta nga pala si Loren?

Na-trauma na kasi ako ng karanasan ko sa babae. Nandiyan pa si GMA, si Miriam, si Jamby. Sabi sakin ng tatay ko, “Mamili ka ng mabuting ina.” Eh kung nakita ko lang si Mikey at Dato, hindi ko na pinagnasaan si Gloria nung bise pa siya.

Pero Miss Shalani, iba ka. Minsan iniisip ko kung may pagasa pa ako sa yo. As my best friend Jhozza told me, “lowve tH@t wE c@n nO+ huaVE !z thE 0wN3 th@t las+ ThE longEzt, hurtS the DE3p3sT And F33lS the Ü• xD Ü• Ztr0Ng3st LolZ.”

Naiintindihan mo ba yun? Hindi? Ako rin e. But that is love. Love is not to be understood by common man. And I am a common man. You are a common woman.

So good luck na lang sa pinasukan mong not-so-common life. Magingat ka sa mga sipsip. Pag inalok ka ni Loren na maging running-mate sa 2016, just say no! Pag in-offer ka ng $20M ni Romulo Neri para kumbinsihin si Noy na kailangan natin ng National Broadband Network, well… basta may balato ako.

And thinking of the best interest of the Philippines, sana nga magkatuluyan kayo ni Noynoy. At the end of the day, after signing hundreds of papers, give Noy’s hand a break. Alam naman natin ang nangyayari pag walang sex life ang isang presidente. Nagiging cranky, irritable… dinedate si Mike Defensor.

Ngayon, kung — kung — hindi kayo meant-to-be, magingat ka na lang kay Kris. Hindi siya magaling mag-goodbye. Sasabihin niya, “Aminin mo, Shalani, ibang level ang saya dito sa Malacañang!” NR ka lang. Learn from Ruffa Gutierrez.

Anyway, nandito lang naman ako, isang Melchor Melgar, na naghihintay at hindi nawawalan ng pagasa. Kung kaya ng dalawang ordinaryong tao ang kapangyarihan ng Malacañang, siguro ang kapangyarihan ay nasa ordinaryong tao lamang. And after all, kung napa-oo ka ni Noy, siguradong hindi malayo na mapa-oo rin kita.

Nagmamahal,

Kuya Melchor

Noynoy campaign video leads to death : Kawikaan 14:12 (tagalog Bible)

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May daang matuwid sa tingin ng tao,
ngunit kamatayan ang dulo nito.
Kawikaan 14:12
(Tagalog translation of the Bible)

Is this an omen?

Nitpicking though ahaha just for fun. He might take this commercial back. I mean he already said there’s a possibility of Tax Increase contrary to his Campaign promise of “no tax increase”.

Then again. Good luck na lang sa lahat!